Vox Populi: ‘How do you drive off without paying for your gas? That was back in the ’60s and ’70s.’

“How do you drive off without paying for your gas? That was back in the ’60s and ’70s. Every station now requires that you pay before you come.”

 

“Jesse Blanco, the name of the high-end restaurant (and the current East End Provisions and former Juarez space) was La Toque.”

“Does anyone know how to prevent mint jelly from crystallizing after you open it and place it into the refrigerator?”

“Baseball fans can figure out the events of the entire game just by reviewing the box score. The Savannah newspaper did not post box scores on any of the late games — how come?” (Editor’s note: To get the paper printed and delivered on time, sometimes late games must be omitted.)

“I see where y’all are still putting a red nose on the president. Y’all are like the NFL. Can you stand to lose any more of your readers? I haven’t bought a paper since the election and it looks like I won’t be buying one until the next.”

“Hey y’all, the cost of health care is rising and soon we will pay more in taxes. All of this is a courtesy of our marvelous president Donald Trump.”

“Don’t fret about Streeter’s poison pen against Trump and revel in the satisfaction that Trump is in and Streeter can’t stand it. Stew, Streeter, stew.”

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